Given the dangers presented to society by Janet Jackson’s right breast, I’m calling upon the Virginia General Assembly to fix an indecency forced upon the God-fearing, gun-loving citizenry of this fine state. Please modify the official state seal of Virginia.
Maybe John Ashcroft can offer some ideas.
You know what’s funny? That guy she’s stepping on really looks like Justin Timberlake.
I mean, Justin TIM-BAH-LAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
I,m sorry Looks like a man to me!