I’m pitching a new reality show to Fox Television. It’s a synthesis of Iron Chef and G4’s Arena, with a twist of Playing It Straight for good measure. There might even be some Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon action. Oooooh, boy!
The title of this unprecedented reality ratings bonanza? Wait for it… Ok, here it is: When Good CuddleFeasts Go Bad. Bam! Zock! Pow!
Not to be perceived as an amatuer by the Fox Television executives, I already have my proof of concept. Take a look at one amazing frame of the show:
Now imagine a full hour of that every week! With 43 minutes of show per hour at 30 frames per second, that’s 77,400 frames of glorious joy. Can you imagine 77,399 other frames as spectacular as the one above? So can I!
OMG! I’m so glad you’re pitching this to network television. As many people as possible NEED to see this. Too bad the FCC will make them edit out the sex noises.