I’m starting a new series of posts titled “Today, I learned…”. These won’t be daily posts but will dscuss anything “profound” that I learn.
Today’s lesson is this, with a 2-for-1 bonus thrown in:
Watermelon doesn’t smell good when left on a counter to rot.
and
Sometimes, having roommates sucks. And the definition of “sucks” can change in unexpected ways.
What? I don’t get it? Clay is coming to St. Louis March 21
Thus, CuddleFeast 2004 draws to an-unpleasant-to-the-olfactory-system close…
Britney Spears got married and divorced in about 48 hours….